• Can the sewage Tonto
• I'll beat you like a donkey and sew your nuts to your freaky botox face you whiny fuckbag
• You monkey with my shit again, I'll squeeze your nuts till your dead you senile old bitch
• Make the check out for $100 bucks. Well I figured you should pay me since you just nailed me like a left-handed whore.
• Bite my ass suckrod.
• You got a pencil? Mark this down asshole. You gank my shit again, so help me I'll shove my fist so far down your fucking throat it'll come out your boney ass, you monkey-face prick.
• Will it be VISA or MasterCard? Normally, it's customary to pay someone after you screw them like a $10-dollar whore.
• Cut the crap gomer, or I'll nail your face to your nuts and roll you back to where you came from, you hayseed fuckbag.
• Save the tap dance suckknob.
• I'll rip your tongue out, tie it around your head, and choke the holy shit out of you, you four-eyed fuck.
• You miserable vindictive bastard.
• Don't play dumb with me old man.
• You heartless bitch.
• You heard me princess.
• Bite my junk suckrod.
• You got a pencil? Mark this down asshole. You snake my shit again so help me, I'll rip off your shriveled nuts and staple em to your wrinkled forehead.
• I'll go Bronco Billy all over your ass.
• Save the song and dance jerkhole.
• You steal my shit once more, I'll tear that monkey heart out of your chest I'll crap it down your fucking throat you senile bitch.